Coup de Grace

I'm quickly approaching the three month mark here in Seoul. Speaking of being in Seoul, I almost feel like I've spent too many consecutive weekends here without going to explore the peninsula (aka country). That (lack of non-Seoul exploration) will all change in time, but more on that in a moment.


After Mike returned his bike and subbed home, I left to explore a little more and got shafted on taking an ill-advised scenic route. Or someone should have ill-advised it for me, since it got me stuck on a highway, wading through leg-slicing plants, and having to pull a leap of faith across a five-foot stream into a pile of soft mud. Frustrating as it was, it was an adventure in and of itself, and I've yet to develop any fatal disease from the uncharted foliage.
All in all, my bicycle odyssey lasted six time-flying hours, and I was a muddy lump of blood. Sunday I went on my own little skateboard adventure, checking out what parks I've found so far in my travels in the city.

Tuesday I got the excited exciting news from Mike that not all hope was lost for my trip to Thailand. Seohee's magical travel agent actually managed to score me an 11th hour flight to and fro. It does, however, put me back in Seoul just shortly before I have to teach Monday morning (possibly too short to make it to class on time). I slept on the idea Tuesday night.
I wake up and there's a message from Mike about a 'coup' in Thailand. I figured he meant figuratively, like a major blow had been stuck for (or against) our cause. Hours later, I realize that he meant the literal kinda coup, where the military overthrows the government and there's martial law and tanks in the street and that kinda shit.
Much to the shagrin of some friends and relations back home, this is not the coup de grĂ¢ce for this trip. The news is calling it 'The Bloodless Coup' and it is, after all, their 17th since WWII. By all accounts it's really not that big of a deal, as far as political upheaval goes. Still, a city where there are tanks in the streets sounds a little less than vactaion-y. The chance to party with Mike et al on the beaches of Koh Sumai would certainly be worth it, though, so the inner debate continues.
But even if Thailand doesn't happen, Japan will. There's also a tiny chance that China might happen. My vacation choices were never this varied before. It's hardly a thing about anyone which anyone could complain.

Speaking of curious things from Korea, I egress with this little present from one of my students. Cute interpretations of 'dong' (conveniently, this Korean word for shit is pronounced more like 'dung') are not at all publically unacceptable (although I don't know where the culture stands on afwul double negatives like 'not publically unacceptable'). Now the real question is: is this some sort of coy comment on my teaching abilities?

1 Comments:
That is the cutest pile of green shit I've ever seen.
And that's probably the weirdest thing I've ever said.
Meanwhile, be careful with the Thailand thing. If you do go, just be sure to do a keg stand on a moving tank. It's a rush.
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